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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

 

Great game

Good music too.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

 

If only...

The Israeli Ambassador to the UN began:

"Ladies and gentlemen before I commence with my speech, I want to relay an old Passover story to all of you...

When Moses was leading the Jews out of Egypt toward the Promised Land, he had to go through the nearly endless Sinai desert... The people became thirsty and needed water. So Moses struck the side of a mountain with his cane and a pond appeared with crystal clean, cool water. The people rejoiced and drank to their hearts' content.

Moses wished to cleanse his whole body, so he went over to the other side of the pond, took all of his clothes off and dove into the cool waters.

Only when Moses came out of the water he discovered that all his clothes had been stolen ... And I have reasons to believe that the Palestinians stole his clothes.

"The Palestinian delegate, hearing this story by the Israeli ambassador, jumps out of his seat and screams, "This is a travesty. It is widely known that there were no Palestinians at that time!!!"

"And with that in mind," said the Israeli Ambassador, "Let me begin my speech.."

Monday, April 03, 2006

 

Bush was right

Best line: France... wrong!

To appease those who think Bush is a bumbling fool check out this video: Bushisms

 

A maths equation

This equation should be taught in all math classes . From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% ! in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% ! !
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass-kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

 

Amazing...

Juggling

 

"Besides That, Everything Was Great"

Iron Sheik goes nuts...

Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaak

Thursday, March 30, 2006

 

"Waiting Bush out"

Amir Taheri explains why the world will be a nasty place once George W. leaves the White House...

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

 

Sharon Stone advocates oral sex

Stone: "If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job."

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

 

Golf

Game

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